If you missed the October 2'nd Vice Presidential debate. Here it is in a nutshell.
Moderator: Senator Biden, how do you see the bailout situation?
Biden: We need more oversight and McCain is bad.
Moderator: Governor Palin?
Palin: I just want to talk about the economy in general. McCain is good.
Moderator: Senator Biden, what do you think about being Vice President?
Biden: McCain said the economy is strong. Then he changed his mind. McCain is bad.
Moderator: Governor Palin?
Palin: Stop playing politics. That's not what McCain meant. McCain is good.
Moderator: Governor Palin, whose fault is the subprime meltdown?
Palin: We need to stop greed on Wall St. McCain will do this because McCain is good.
Biden: Obama knew this would happen. McCain didn't. We need healthcare. Oh, and McCain is bad.
Moderator: Governor, would you care to comment about health care too even though it wasn't asked?
Palin: No, I want to talk about taxes. Obama wants to raise taxes. Obama is bad.
Biden: Obama is not bad. Obama is good. McCain wants to raise taxes. McCain is bad.
Palin: I'm a straight talker and McCain is good.
Moderator: Since you two want to talk taxes. Say more.
Biden: It's just simple fairness. Rich people should pay more taxes because like John McCain, rich people are bad.
Palin: Bad people like Obama want unfair re-distribution of wealth.
Moderator: Governor, do you support McCain's absurd health plan?
Palin: Yes, McCain is good.
Biden: I'd rather talk about the good people in Scranton Pennsylvania. John McCain wants them to pay Exxon/Mobil's taxes. McCain is bad. ... Oh and about health care, John McCain wants to tax health care. He really is bad.
Moderator: I'm going to ask you a tough question Senator. What promises can't you keep?
Biden: None. It's all good because Exxon/Mobil will pay for it all. They, like McCain, are bad people.
Palin: How is Obama going to keep the promise he made to one group and the contradicting promise he made to another? See, I don't have to answer the questions either.
Moderator: There's no promise you can't keep?
Palin: Well if you insist. I don't have to worry about keeping promises since I have made none.
Biden: Let me take 10 more minutes to repeat everything I have already said about taxes. Obama will lower them and give us free healthcare and clean alternative energy. McCain will raise taxes and we will all choke on oil exhausts.
Oh, and I support windfall profits taxes. They have been proven to be horrible for the economy and is really the stupidest idea ever, so I hope Governor Palin will convince McCain to support them too.
Moderator: Governor, what about legislation regulating the mortgage industry?
Palin: McCain said two years ago that Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac would be in trouble. McCain is good.
Moderator: Senator, didn't you disagree with Obama on this?
Biden: Yes, and Obama predicted the mortgage crisis two years ago. McCain was unaware. McCain is bad.
Moderator: Governor, is that so?
Palin: Let's talk about energy and not boring old mortgages. It's a subject I really know. I am good. Energy independence is good.
Moderator: Okay, screw that last question. Let's just skip it and move on to climate change. Governor, what do you think?
Palin: Yeah, we feel it in Alaska more than anywhere else. We can help this by being energy independent. Did I mention that I like talking about this subject?
Moderator: Senator Biden, as a leading climate scientist, what has your exhaustive research on climate change led you to conclude?
Biden: All scientific evidence leads me to believe that climate change is McCain's and Palin's fault because they want to "drill, drill, drill".
Palin: We have oil, gas and coal. We believe in using it. Obama and Biden want to keep it in the ground.
Moderator: Governor do you support clean coal?
Biden: Me to, but McCain is bad.
Moderator: Senator, do you support rights for same sex couples?
Palin: Yes, but not gay marriage.
Biden: I agree, no gay marriage.
Moderator: This is no fun. Let's move to foreign policy. Governor, you said you believe in an exit strategy in Iraq, is that true?
Palin: The surge is good. Petraus is good. McCain is good.
Biden: Obama said we will be out in 16 months. McCain wants to keep troops in Iraq. McCain is bad.
Palin: Our troops have come too far to throw up a white flag now. If McCain is so bad, why did you support him initially and call Obama "not ready to be Commander-in-Chief" Senator?
Biden: McCain voted against funding for troops. McCain is bad.
I'll end it here and just say that Palin looked particularly strong early and really challenged Biden well on the economic and energy questions. Biden looked more comfortable in the foreign policy arena. He obviously wanted to do what Obama chose not to do and that is to continually attack McCain on every single issue. It was too incessant if you ask me.
My other comment is that the Moderator revealed that she was pro-Obama when she asked Palin if she supported McCain's healthcare plan. She never bothered to ask anyone about Obama's. The climate change question had a similar tone. It also appeared that Biden knew what questions were coming and Palin did not. Maybe he is just gifted at this but Biden had every answer prepared and sounded like a speech giver. Palin 'ummed' a few times and appeared to think about how to answer. She may have diverted some answers but she came across as much more genuine.
Not all that interesting of a debate. I'll call it a tie.